- The customer, however stupid, is always right
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- How do you deal with cretinous complaining?
Our consumer culture tells us that the customer is always right, sometimes rude, often misguided or even plain silly, but right nonetheless. Apart from the chap in this video; we fear may have eated one too many lead sandwiches as a child.
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